Fake Melted Food an Effective and Sociopathic Way to Save Your Seat


The typical seat-saving trick at the movies is leaving behind a jacket or bag. But what if you don't have a jacket? It's summer! You might not even be wearing clothes! Try one of these devious faux melted treats instead.

The pranksters at Jeremy's Place, fine purveyors of fake food items since 1992, have figured out that their melted models can double as a perfect means of avoiding any sort of real world confrontation. Just hope your seat doesn't snap back upright in the middle of the ruse—then you'll lose your seat and be outed as someone crazy enough to carry around plastic food replicas. [Boing Boing]