The Leatherman-Like Messograf Multi-penS

This handy, flashy piece of writing kit is called the Messograf. It loves writing and tires.

You see, contained within the gleaming sides are a thread measure, tread gauge, ruler, caliper, and of course a pen. It's also sold out at the moment, so that old Bic on your desk will have to suffice for now. [Notcot via CrunchGear]