Mystery Solved: How Some Women Have Perfect Group Smiles in Every Photo

One mystery that's been baffling me for years is how some women stick their heads together and manage perfect group smiles for every single photo they're in. Thanks to the newspaper's funny pages, now I know: Hidden magnets.

Next mystery to solve: How to get those magnets installed into my own head. [Pearls Before Swine via The High Definite]