Ladies, Please Don't Rely On A Floppy Disk For Self-Defense

101 Weapons for Women is probably a lovely book with plenty of great suggestions as to what can be used as an improvised weapon in case of danger, but I really don't think a floppy disk belongs among those things.

I mean, who the hell carries a floppy disk around so that she can use it as a shiv in case of an assault? [Amazon via Geeks Are Sexy]