After Oracle CEO Larry Ellison blasted HP for ousting disgraced CEO Mark Hurd, he reportedly did what comes naturally to men of his stature and disposition: He offered the man a job.

This is what Reuters is reporting today, although details are spotty and the source is unnamed. Allegedly, a final decision on the job offer has not been made (by either party?). We can only assume proper expense reporting and sensitivity training are among some of the sticking points. [Reuters]