What's the Horsemen of the Apocalypse count at now? One higher! AOL (sorry, Aol.) is pulling off the desperation-level equivalence of calling your ex a hundred times in a row by enlisting the Jonas Brothers. You're reading that correctly.

AOL CEO Chairman Tim Armstrong thinks "the internet needs to be reprogrammed. Web pages haven't looked any different in 15 years!" Yes, maybe, but the authors of tween-euphoria megahits "That's Just the Way We Roll" and "Lovebug" are not exactly part of the technological vanguard, Tim. Still, they do have a song called "Year 3000," so maybe there's some Web 3.0 magic in there somewhere? [The Hollywood Reporter]