Here's a reconstruction of what allegedly happened when Steve Jobs was caught with shurikens at Kansai Airport. OK, it's actually a reconstruction of how we all imagined it. But even while Apple denied it, Steve could still be a ninja.

Let's think about this again: Apple denied that Steve was caught with ninja stars at Kansai International Airport, Japan. Assuming that's the truth—because we all know Apple never ever lies—they didn't say he wasn't a ninja. They said he wasn't carrying ninja stars, which is actually a sign that he may be a real ninja, because a real ninja will never be caught alive with his stars.

See?

I rest my case. [NEXTTV]