This iPad game is a wee bit psychic: its headband can sense how hard you're concentrating, rewarding inner calm with a virtual kiss from a model trapped in the screen. And when purchased, it intuits your crushing loneliness.

It's the kind of game where when you lose, you lose, when you win, you lose, and when people see wearing a headband and grunting at your tablet, you triple lose. In other words: how soon can I download it? [Japan Probe via Dvice]