It's Friday night and you're bored? Yeah, me too.

My plans involve curling up with a cheesy movie and eating my body weight in cookies, but a healthier alternative would be heading over to #whitenoise and enjoying a few laughs with the folks there. I recommend that instead of death by cookies.

Go on, take the healthy route. #Whitenoisers don't bite and they're funnier than any romantic comedy out there. Hell, they're even funnier than our commenting guide.