I Like It On Your TitsS

Women have posted surprisingly racy status updates lately "I like it on the kitchen floor." "I like it on the couch." They're talking about where they keep their purses, a viral campaign for breast cancer awareness. Could men help, too?

In a show of solidarity with these tantalizing if ultimately completely annoying messages, I am offering up my own status message for guys—or even just women who don't carry purses—who want to offer their support.

I would tell you what I am keeping on your tits, ladies, but the mystery is half of this message's appeal.

Save a tit. Support breast cancer research. [Komen.org]