All Hail the Awkward World Order

Attention, citizens! This is how we live now: constantly playing with our phones to avoid human contact, forsaking all else in the name of our smartphone gods. Which, honestly, how else am I gonna up my Doodle Jump score?

The sign comes from Burning Books, an "artist-run, weirdness-driven organization" that produces/publishes the kind of art/books you pretend to get when you're at fancy parties. One of their projects, a series of naughty-by-varying-degrees posters collectively called "Avoid Eye Contact," produced the gem above. And just because they mean it ironically doesn't mean I have to. [Burning Books via Reddit via The Daily What]