Caption Contest: Camera-Thieving Shark Says...

"Sorry, Shark Week... just wanted to make sure you got my good side this time." I am 100% confident that you can do better in the comments. Your participant reward: this same picture, with LASERS.

For those curious, this thieving tiger shark snapped up photographer Karin Brussaard's equipment recently during an underwater diving excursion in the Bahamas. Much to her dismay, and pretty much everyone who's seen this picture's delight. Oh, right, laser shark:

Caption Contest: Camera-Thieving Shark Says...

[Telegraph via Buzzfeed, Image credit: Karin Brussaard, Caters News. Laser credit: Sam Spratt]