Razer Tron Mouse Has Lots of Whoooosh Potential

I'm not sure if I want the Razer Tron Gaming Mouse, despite how nice it looks, the blue glowing light, the sound effects, the 5600dpi laser, the seven buttons, the 1000Hz polling, and the 1ms response time.

I just don't want to find myself making whooosh and zooomzooom noises while I work. [Razer]