You didn't misread that headline. Your marriage—and wearing a loose-fitting wedding ring while playing Kinect—can destroy your television.
According to Gizmodo reader Brian, the photo above was taken just a few moments after he accidentally flung his wedding band at a television while trying to play a Kinect game for the first time.
I don't know whether the lesson to learn from Brian's misfortune is that you should always get your rings sized properly, that you should never wear jewelry while playing Kinect, or that marriage is a bad idea. [Thanks, Brian!]