How To Make Google Translate Your Own Personal Beatboxer

Google Translate's helpful for so many things! Well, one thing, really. Until, that is, you re-purpose its Rosetta Stone prowess towards beat boxing. Here's how it works, in four simple steps.

Step One: Head on over to Google Translate.
Step Two: Set both your "From" and "To" parameters to German (naturally).
Step Three: Copy and paste this into the text box:

pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch

Step Four: Click "listen," get funky, repeat.

The trick was first posted by Redditor harrichr, and there are lots of tips on how to optimize your experience. The possibilities—by which I mean the fresh beats—are limitless. [Reddit]