Didn't Get Anything From Santa This Year? Here's Why

Didn't get any gifts from Santa this year? I think I know why. You see, last year a boy wanted to get some revenge on the old man in red and���well, let's just say it wasn't pretty.

At least now we know how to extort the Easter bunny for whatever we didn't find under our Christmas trees. [Jim Benton via The High Definite]