What Happens When You Steal a Hacker's Computer

Meet Melvin Guzman. He somehow ended up with a Mac stolen from Zoz, a rather crafty hacker who happens to love that computer "like his firstborn." Here's a hilarious account of what happened—complete with some poorly censored nudity.

Note: The actual story starts around the 3:15 mark in the video, so you can skip to that point.

If you want a closer look at the presentation slides shown in the video, you can find them right on the DEF CON site. [YouTube via Kashmir Hill]