BottomsUP Beer is a beer tap that pours beer from the bottom of the glass. Yep, the bottom. It's supposedly way faster than the old fashioned way and most definitely way more ridiculously mind blowing. Check out the machine in action.

The idea of pouring beer from the bottom of a glass isn't exactly new, but BottomsUP Beer says that their tap is the world's fastest beer dispensing system (9x as fast as traditional beer taps). I'm hoping that means I can get drunk 9x as fast as well. [BottomsUP via SportsGrid]