Okay, pervs and weirdos, here's an object lesson for you in how not to round up "cali girls" on the internet. And I'm not talking about the grammar cringe-fest. I'm talking about the greatest comeuppance in Craigslist personals history.
It really is amazing how far you can get in Photoshop with just the crop and rotation tools. I guess the good news is that if anything, our friend from Phoenix really does have healthy body image! Which is important when you're that much of a tool.
Caveat: like all things on the internet, it's entirely possible that this email exchange is a fake. But! The original post looks legit (although it's since been taken down):