The Pretty Lamp, the Hooker and the Spotlight Test

A hooker once told me: "If you take a girl, make sure to get her through the spotlight test." I asked: "What's that?"

She replied: "Just slowly take her under one of the halogen lights in the club while chatting, then look at her. You will see if she's all make up or if she's for real."

So why I'm telling you all this? Well, to make a long story short: Somebody pasted one of those weird Florida stories (where all weird things happen) in Gizmodo's campfire a few minutes ago. Here's the transcript of—most of—the conversation:

Rosa G. My particular area only has awkward strippers.

The Pretty Lamp, the Hooker and the Spotlight Test

Jesus a hooker once told me: "Before you get any girl, make sure to do the spotlight test." I asked: "what's the spotlight test?" She said: "Just slowly take them under one of the halogen lights in the club while talking, then look at her".

Jesus that stripper would fail the spotlight test

Spratt If only all stories could begin with "a hooker once told me:"

Rosa G. At least one post a day should start out that way

Sam B. theme week

Jesus ok, I guess that's a challenge. maybe not one a day, but one today

Rosa G. That is a challenge, Diaz.

Jesus Spotters, find me a story about lighting

So, hereto I present you with LICHTKISTE. $318. It's a pretty light. And this, my friends, is how Gizmodo articles are made. [Clemens Tissi via Mocoloco]