An epic Hotmail takedown is kind of like an epic takedown of a three-legged puppy. But that doesn't mean it's not highly entertaining. Or maybe I'm just a sucker for British nerd raps.

The silky verses come complements of Dan Bull, who should probably just switch to Gmail already. Along with anyone else who watches this, nods their heads knowingly, and needs three attempts to successfully forward it to a friend. [Thanks, Dan!]