Pocket Hipster Tells You How Terrible Your Taste in Music Is and Suggests Cool Indie Music to Listen to Instead

Look at that fucking hipster. With his suspenders, fixed gear bike and ironic mustache. What the hell is he good for? Anything? Yes, actually! Hipsters are fantastic at suggesting good music and that's exactly what this iPhone app does.

Pocket Hipster berates your crappy music taste (which all hipsters do) and suggests indie music to listen to instead. No, seriously. It's hilarious. The little hipster will tell you that "if your taste in music was an animal, it would be a one-winged pigeon with a gammy leg" or that their ears feel violated and you should listen to bands like Smith Western and Best Coast. Only costs a buck to improve your music taste. [iTunes]