Charity is for chumps. Real estate? Too dangerous! Stock market? Boring! If I had the $2 to $10 million that this Soviet Vostok 3KA-2 space capsule is expected to sell for in April, it'd be mine.

David Redden of Sotheby's says he hopes the winner will loan the craft to a museum. Aw hell no. If I dropped ten million bucks on this Space Race hulk, I'd be hanging out in that think every afternoon. Hello ladies, would you like to step inside the Vostok? No? Well, alright, I guess I'll just pretend to be Yury Gagarin again. [Yahoo News]