West Virginia's Brian Bailey don' like dem wiley cats runnin' 'round on his property so much. So ya see, he took a lil' bit of toilet bowl cleaner and some of that tin foil and threw it in a plastic bottle, so that when he threw it at the lil' sumbitches, it goes BOOM in their faces and scare the lil' bastards away.
But now the cops don't like Bailey so much, as they've arrested him for illegal possession of explosives. Aw, shucks! [Herald-Mail]