Russian Bomb Squad Successfully Defuses Sex Toy

A post office in Russia was evacuated on Monday after an alert Russian postal worker called authorities over a package making a "strange ticking sound." After securing the building, the bomb squad discovered the source of the noise: A vibrator. (The device had apparently been turned on accidentally) The AFP reports that "nerves are on edge" and Russians are jittery; in Russia, one supposes, sex toy vibrates you. [AFP; image of Russian police via AP]