This Watch Is Hideous Enough to Boil the Ocean if You Dropped It In

Look upon my unbelievably ugly watch, ye Mighty, and Despair! We're not sure what Casio was thinking when they designed this Baby-G Shock watch, other than that you might want to buy it and give it to someone you hate.

Oh but hey! The paragon of heinousness is coated in fluorescent ink that glows under UV light. So, that's a plus, I suppose. Wait, no, no, it's just horribly gross looking and should be buried in a concrete block and launched into the sun during the next shuttle mission. [OhGizmo!]