10 Alternative Uses For the Anti-Camel Toe Guard

We got thinking here at Gizmodo: why should ladies get all the fun with the SmoothGroove, which smoothes out those "unsightly" camel toes? So we came up with 10 alternative uses.

1.) You can use them to fit your shoes.

2.) Bet they'd make good lacrosse sticks!

3.) If in a Yoplait-related fix, you could use one to scoop yoghurt into your gob.

4.) Slurp wonton soup—and add a new flavor!

5.) Play Jai Alai with 'em.

6.) Give a hamster a toboggan.

7.) Flip it upside down and pretend it's a Microsoft mouse.

8.) Wouldn't it smooth butter a treat?

9.) Coat it in kevlar, and use it as a bullet-proof, erm, lady-blocker.

10.) Pour melted chocolate into it, and hey presto, you have a chocolate anti-hoof guard!

Got any better uses for it? If not, there's always flattening your vagina out, for $24. [SmoothGrove via @GemmaCartwright]