Romulan Ale Energy Drink Is Neither Romulan Nor Ale

I have a bottle of real Romulan Ale (the novelty beer they sold at the Star Trek experience in Vegas before it went under again), but this Romulan Ale seems interesting. Even though it's not ale and not in a bottle, it is safe to drink while driving. That gentleman knows what I'm talking about. [ThinkGeek via Nerd Approved]