Nineteen year old Vitaliy Sulzhik was doing what teenagers do, looking for party fuel at the bottom of an oversized energy drink can. What he found instead? A big ol' dead mouse.
As any of us would, Sulzhik "vomited everywhere," and is now suing the company that makes Monster, presumably for third-degree grossness. Although ultimately, I'd argue that the mouse got his adrenaline up way more than 16 ounces of taurine and hippo sweat ever could.