The Vignon Wine Thermometer: Temperature Over Temperance

I generally don't drink wine that costs much more than the change I can scrounge up from the sofa cushions, which is why all the little things I can do to maximize its bouquet, nose, finish, and all those other terms I pretend to understand are so important.

Chief among those: temperature. Is my white cold enough? Is my red overheating? The Vignon Wine Thermometer tells you with a handsome, snap-on, watch-like display. And even if you don't know the first thing about Pinot, at least you'll look like you do. [Uncrate]