WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery: On the Seventh Day, You Drink

Truth: I've always wanted to be a brewer. Part cook, part scientist, part lush—it's really everything I ever wanted out of life. And while there are some home brewing kits that at least give me a glimpse into the experience, none of them holds a candle, it seems, to the WilliamsWarn Personal Brewery.

Maybe I'm just seduced by the New Zealand accent and all that chrome, but the WilliamsWarn—which keeps the entire brewing process to a single unit, cranking out a sweet batch of brew in just seven days—clearly belongs in my kitchen, or basement, or bedroom, or all three. Sure, at $4,500 it's out of my budget. But a guy can always dream. Sudsy, blurry, hoppy dreams. [WilliamsWarn via Uncrate]