Maybe this poor dumb soul was just buying into Apple's marketing hype; maybe he thought the iPad he tried to steal was so thin that nobody would catch him nicking it. Unfortunately for him, he was under tighter surveillance than President Obama.

At a security conference that was filled with enough security tech to make a bank look like a McDonald's, the guy was walking around with a fake badge. He found the Advanced Technology Video booth and walked up to it, looked around to see if anyone was looking, and slipped the iPad into his bag

Watch the news report for the surveillance footage and see the guy commit the act. He either didn't know where he was or thought he was a ninja. [KTNV via Commercial Integrator]