You Might Actually Use This Screwdriver-Level-Ruler-Pen To Write

I had about a dozen multi-tool pens in grade school. I had pens that fired lasers and told time and wrote in invisible ink, but for the life of me, I can't remember using any to actually write something.

That won't be the case with the Metal Pen with Level and Screwdriver. This thing is so hardcore streamlined and utilitarian that it doesn't even have room for all of its features in its name, much less a witty moniker. And thanks to that, it actually looks like something we'd want to write with instead of storing away in case of some kind of hybrid zombie-apocalypse-slash-engineering-convention. [Neatorama]