So you're a prostitute, and your client won't pony up the $200 to pay you for whatever you just did. In fact, he freaks out and flees the seedy motel room. Your next move? Jack his $2,800 MacBook, obvi.

Unfortunately, this line of reasoning didn't work out for 19 year-old Kandalaria Freeman (what a name!), who was arrested and charged with burglary and grand theft after cops found the MacBook in her pink suitcase. She just needed money to buy a train ticket to San Diego! And maybe edit some HD video. But come on, what about the craven dude who ran away when asked to pay for the sex? Not only did he solicit a prostitue, he stole her services! Double crime! And while the MacBook is valued at $2,800, can you even put a price on a night with a woman named Kandalaria? Oh, right, you can. Two hundred bucks. Either way, what a jerk. [Glendale News-Press]