This Pacemaker for Your Crotch Will Keep You from Wetting Yourself

As much as I'd love to spend paragraphs on jokes about being peeing their pants, it's a serious problem that affects a lot of people! Pee problems are due to a defective sacral nerve—and now there's a fix.

The InterStim is a two-inch device stuck to your sacral nerve, jolting it when needed to prevent you from constantly peeing, or not being able to hold it in—two horrible, horrible fates. It's like a pacemaker... only a pissmaker. And besides, who wouldn't want to add two inches down there? Am I right? [MedicalXpress via

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