The Crovel Is the Only Multi-Tool Shovel You'll Ever Need

Like the Chinese military shovel before it, the Crovel is a multi-tool shovel that doubles as an axe, triples as a crowbar, quadruples as a hammer, and does even more. Bottle opener? Check. Saw? Come on, of course. Paracord grip? Uh, duh. The Crovel has thirteen different tools jam packed in its sexy body and each is more menacing than the next.

I'm a fiend for Swiss Army knives and multi-tool Leathermans but there's no way in hell my bite sized, blunt knife, toothpick carrying, usb holding, might as well be a children's toy multi-tool can hold a candle to the Crovel. I'm not worthy. $85 [Survival Outdoor Gear via Uncrate]