Hello, old people who can't see or hear your iPhone. This 100 percent analog sight-and-sound amplifying dock is for you! The Hive combines two classics of sensory augmentation—a horn and magnifying glass—into one as-seen-on-TV-worthy dock. And it's $45.
A $200 donation to the Kickstarter project includes a serving of "homemade chocolate bacon." I'm neither a million years old nor in the market for a gimmicky iPhone dock, so is there an option to just drop $45 on the bacon? [Kickstar via 9 to 5 Mac]