When you're part of an elite special ops team, extreme discretion is a way of life. Unless you're the guy who killed Osama bin Laden. Because at that point, let's face it, the world owes you a wicked bender.

The full video, with some NSFW language and well-deserved partying:

The rest of the week's top comedy videos can be found over at Splitsider, including a pregnancy test that's never positive, a potential first lady who's just not right, and a tale of true Diddy friendship.

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Other highlights from the week in comedy:

-Bridesmaids comes out today, and people seem to very much like it.

-Stephen Colbert is filing for his PAC, despite Viacom's objections.

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-A Book of Mormon national tour is in the works.

-Mike Birbiglia and his wife Jenny swung by Low Standards to talk about Real Genius, the classic 80s Val Kilmer movie about the triumph of nerds.

-We looked at all the projects Judd Apatow wasn't able to get off the ground for whatever reason. We also checked out the 10 most absurd Portuguese translations of his movies.

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-We swung by the New York stop of Donald Glover's comedy/music hybrid tour.

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