Pizza Boxes Are Probably More Attractive to Thieves Than Laptop Bags

People—boring people!—suggest carrying your laptop in a scuffed duffle bag, because laptop bags are so obviously full of goodies worth nicking. To a hungry thief, a pizza box carried under-arm would prove even more tantalising.

I wonder whether they'd be disappointed to open it and find (a working) computer inside, though? [Reddit via DailyWhat]