Heroic Citizen Defends Self Against Armed Robber with a Beer CanS

You're approached by a man with a knife. He demands money. Do you: A) Consent, safely handing over your wallet. B) Make a run for it. C) Beat the guy with a can of beer you're holding?

If you're this anonymous Michigan bro ninja, choice C is the only choice. He told the crook he'd spent his last dough on beer—at which point the thug tried to grab the beer. That is a bit audacious! This was a desperate crime.

But, thinking quickly, and perhaps drunkenly, the man swung the bagged can straight at the criminal's head, stunning him into flight. I can only hope that immediately afterwards he shotgunned it.

Lesson: don't bring a knife to a beer fight. [MLive.com]

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