You had a few too many while out one night, and you told all your friends they should totally come over for a Memorial Day pool party. Only problem is, you don't have a pool. DON'T PANIC! This week's Toolkit will give you everything you need to throw a pool-less pool party.
Daiquiri Whacker : People are going to be disappointed when they arrive and don't see a pool. I mean, rightfully so, you promised them one after all. The best thing to do right off the bat? Get 'em drunk. And the Daiquiri Whacker will do just that, blending up your favorite frozen drink using a gas-powered motor: no electricity needed! You'll instantly become the life of the party. Just look at this guy, or this guy, or—dear god—this guy.
Misting Outdoor Umbrella: After you throw some drink in their cup, they'll probably start complaining about hunger and the sun. So while you grill something up (WE GOT YOU COVERED FOR THAT, TOO), stick em under a sun umbrella that spews mist at the same time. They'll love it. $90