When all the brightest stars of the internet universe come together to roast Facebook the old fashioned way, it's poor ol' MySpace that takes the brunt of the insults. I mean, as it should be, right?
For you comedy nerds: those voices you're hearing belong to Friars Club regulars Penn Jillette, Gilbert Gottfried, and Lisa Lampanelli. And hey, lookit that Gizmodo shout-out! I always pictured us with worse posture. Check out the full video below: