Not America. At least, not according to new North Korean government research. No, the happiest place on earth is China. And then North Korea, followed by Cuba, Venezuela and Iran.

There's gotta be something they all have in common, but I just can't put my finger on it. A preponderance of rainbows? Unicorn zoos? Rice as a dietary staple? Oh, and the US is the most miserable place on earth. We are all deeply unhappy. [Global Post via BB]