Finally, a Wireless Keyboard for Spies or the Insanely Paranoid

Are you both exceptionally paranoid and loathsome of cords cluttering your desktop? Or maybe an NSA employee? If so, try to contain your excitement because Microsoft had you in mind when creating their latest wireless mouse+keyboard with 128-bit encryption.

The Wireless Desktop 2000 enables you to finally enjoy the same wireless freedom that the rest of us have had for years. It uses AES 128-bit encryption technology to ensure your privacy and guarantee that the NSA agent/Chinese spy/vigilante hacker hiding in your crawlspace won't intercept your precious data as you type. Apparently you can put a price on security, and it's $40. [Microsoft]