Please Don't Ever Wear These Sandals

Now that summer is here, some of you will get fussy about shoes, instead opting for sandals. And unless you hate yourself (or think Crocs are great), don't opt for these ones, which pack a storage compartment in each sole.

Aside from looking like something that cooky relative in your family would wear, there are just better ways to lug your pocketables around. [Red Ferret via BoingBoing]