This Pirate-Themed Home Theater Should Serve Nothing But Expensive Rum

The pics are renders, yes, but this elaborate pirate theater is very much a real thing being constructed in one luxurious Palm Beach, Florida home.

This Pirate-Themed Home Theater Should Serve Nothing But Expensive Rum

Beyond the posh 12-seat theater is an entrance area and lobby, which opens up into a tavern, where one can only imagine there's plenty of rum and post-movie wenching to be had by all.

This Pirate-Themed Home Theater Should Serve Nothing But Expensive Rum

This Pirate-Themed Home Theater Should Serve Nothing But Expensive Rum

Does anyone know if Michael Bolton owns a home in Palm Beach? [Theater of the Month via DVICE via Boing Boing]