Everyone knows that owning an iPhone is a giant liability. Walk around with your shiny design piece and you're definitely going to get stabbed and have it taken from you. So why not use an embarrassingly-old and busted Nokia instead?
This sketch by BBC Comedy isn't so much of a bad idea! I mean, you'll miss out on things like Maps, cameras, video, the internet, and free flashlight apps—but these are trifles. All you really need is Snake. And just carry around a map in your pocket, you 21st century brat. [YouTube via Reddit]