The Trashy MySpace Mirror-Shot Reaches Its Horrifying Logical ConclusionS

Half-pound of makeup? Check. Low-cut top from Baby Gap? Check. Hair iron? Check. Snooki hair? Check. Facial expression of sultriness and agony combined? Check. OK! Time to snap that profile picture. Just get your... iPad?!?! My god. Destroy the internet.

The iPad's rear camera is a bit of a joke—the quality is poor, and really, unless you want to share what you're looking at with a FaceTime mate, why would you ever use it instead of, you know, a camera that isn't also a big tablet? I don't know. There are no answers here. Only questions, doubt, shame, terror, and loathing. I cry for our species. Though I applaud her innovation—the envelope has been pushed with what I'm sure are scarily manicured fingers.

WAS THERE REALLY NO OTHER CAMERA TO USE? [via Reddit]