Ahh, alarm clocks. They are modern-day torture devices designed to interrupt a peaceful slumber. Some make it difficult like Tocky which runs away when it goes off. Others like the classic Mr. Bump help you vent your frustration at having to get up so early.
Mr Bump is a ball-shaped clock that you throw at the wall to turn off. He sits in his stand by your bedside, waiting to be tossed across the room. Just be careful with your early morning throws, ok. You don't want to scare your wife or tick off your neighbors.
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