$650 "Audio Vibration Neutralizing" Board Would Be More Effective As a Chopping Board

Look, I understand audiophiles are willing to try anything to get to audio nirvana, but spending $650 on a glorified chopping board shouldn't be on the list. You'd have better luck replacing your cables with coathangers, srsly.

But in case you've got an agenda against trees or something, Kripton's AB-3200 and AB-5200 boards supports audio equipment up to 150kg, and are made from teak and rosewood. Like I said, chopping board guys, chopping board. [Kripton via AkihabaraNews via OhGizmo]